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Random thoughts and experiences about navigating life in New York City.

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

April 15 is National That Sucks Day

Some people will do anything for publicity. However, I must take a stand. Yes, I do have something better to do on April 15. And so do many of my friends as it's Samara's Bday Celebration Part 2. I can't believe they declared my bday National That Sucks Day...


SHAWNEE, Kan., April 4 /PRNewswire/ -- Life isn't a utopia.

April 15th is income tax pay day and quarterly estimated federal income tax payers' due date. Plenty of history and present day life sucks. The Titanic sank on April 15. People have done and continue to do unspeakable things to one another. For an in-depth review, go to http://www.thatsucks.net and click on Sir Isuck Newton. Learn and understand.

Here are some cosmic constants that suck:
-- Life, health, and aging. Rigorous scientific studies have shown that
10 out of 10 people die. Aging can be painful and costly. Cancer
sucks. Heart disease sucks.
-- Love. Marriage often ends in divorce. Other relationships fail, too.
-- Families can be dysfunctional.
-- Jobs/bosses/coworkers can be difficult. Some people have to work at
two or more jobs to make ends meet. Worse yet, some people don't have
jobs at all through no fault of their own.
-- The government taxes the average citizen to death.
-- What about movies? Books? Service? Cars? Computers? And the list goes
on.

At ThatSucks.net we celebrate failure, incompetence, dissatisfaction, disillusionment, mediocrity, frustration, vengeance, cynicism, futility, chaos, apathy, anger, sarcasm, tomfoolery, buffoonery, and jackassery. Indeed, all things that suck.

Got something better to do on April 15? We thought not.

Celebrate National That Sucks Day.

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